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        Joke and Pictorial Funny         

As the season of frivolity approaches a cautionary tale.....

The other night she was invited out for a night with the girls. She told
her partner that she would be home by midnight. "I promise" she said...

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas were really flowing!.

Around three in the morning and rather under the influence, she headed for
home. Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall cuckooed
three times. Quickly, realizing her partner would probably wake up, she
cuckooed another nine times.

She was really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick solution in
order to escape a possible confrontation with him!

The next morning her partner asked her what time she got in.

"Midnight" she said and her partner seemed to accept this.

"WHEW!!! Got away with that one!!!" She thought.

Then her partner said "We need a new cuckoo clock".

"Why?" she asked

"Well... last night our clock cuckooed three times, then it said "oh shit",
cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times,
giggled, cuckooed two more times, and then tripped over the coffee table
and farted."

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