The Commandments

Rhythm and Soul Band


Joke and Pictorial Funny   for 29 July on

Subject: Appealing


This is a quick story about the bond formed between a little girl and a
group of building workers. It's allegedly true and makes you want to
believe in the goodness of people and that there is hope for the human race.
A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant building plot...

One day Willie and a gang of building workers turned up to start building a
house on the empty plot.
The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all
the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers. She
hung around and eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold, more or
less adopted the little girl as a sort of project mascot. They chatted with
her, let her sit with them while they had tea and lunch breaks, and gave
her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.
At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope
containing two pounds in 10p coins. The little girl took her 'pay' home to
her mother who suggested that they take the money she had received to the
bank the next day to start a savings account.
When they got to the bank the cashier was tickled pink listening to the
little girl telling her about her 'work' on the building site and the fact
she had a 'pay packet'.
"You must have worked very hard to earn all this" said the bank cashier.
The little girl proudly replied, "I worked all last week with the men
building a big house."
"My goodness gracious," said the cashier, "Will you be working on the house
again this week, as well?"

The little girl thought for a moment and said, "I think so. Provided those
c**ts at Jewson deliver the f**king bricks."

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