The Commandments

Rhythm and Soul Band

                                                              


Joke and Pictorial Funny   for 29 July on


Subject: Jesus!

 

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty.
 
 He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks
 when he  heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!"
 
 Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.
 
 "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.
 
 The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he
 looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the
 cage was  a parrot.
 
 He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?"
 
 "Yes", said the parrot.
 
 The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the parrot: "What's your
 name?"
 
 "Clarence," said the bird.
 
 "That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named
 you  Clarence?"

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The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller ‘Jesus’."


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