The Commandments

Rhythm and Soul Band

Joke and Pictorial Funny         

Recent Email to B&Q Customer services

Dear Sir/Madam

My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th
November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72 days

Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago will be
arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?

Yours Sincerely

Make me feel all efficient!

Have a nice day!

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